Great Eastern Evangelion GE-52302 Rei Plugsuit Stuffed Plush, 8, Multi-Colored

a dubious little creature getting up to much michief would recommend to anyone wanting a silly little creature

Please buy it, it deserves to be bought... Dont know what Evangelion is? doesnt matter This was made with you in mind

You will pay for your crimes and God wont be so forgiving

a bit expensive but pretty much worth it. it currently is being hung from the strings on my sisters fan so i’d say it’s a success. amazing bday gift.

This gave me meme power

Her hunger for bloodlust grows ever so strong as the days go by. At first it was just small animals and insects. Her tiny mitten hands would dig into the animal’s rib cage and search for the heart. It stayed like this for a month. It was only small animals like rats and squirrels until one day, at my doorstep, she dragged in a human corpse. She threatened me with her knife and told me to dispose of it. I did her bidding. It has now been over a hundred people I’ve had to to dispose of. Forced to forever be her accomplice in crime, I search for somebody to save me from this monster.

It is exactly as described as it is on the webpage. Had a bit of worry when the order didnt arrive at the intended date, but that was at fault of the delivery side rather than the seller. Was kind enough to resend the product for no cost.

Upon receiving this most titillating plush, its glory and mystique hit me with its angelic luminescence and sublime heat that can only find comparison to that of a million years summer. This plush embedded its swelling lordliness onto thyself. Morning came, and then came noon, dinner time, a scalpel blade, Rei merely required blood sacrifice. Afterwards. Through the signing of the bloodied contract of this plush I have acquired the “dump-truck” hindquarters. This plush can squish and can do cool things like hang on walls 10/10

chiquita watches over over my room while i’m gone, tho she’s not the best at hiding the bodys and such

Before Rei I was suicidal, framed for several crimes, had covid, gotten multiple UTIs, and was plagued with horrific visions. It was until recently that I was sick beyond belief like a little victorian boy asking to see the sunset one last time that Rei came in my time of need and rid me of my problems. She continues to work her magic and blesses the rest of my family with just her presence. She has cured my sister of her diabetes and my mother of her sleep apnea. Life has never been better, thank you rei