Great Eastern Evangelion GE-52302 Rei Plugsuit Stuffed Plush, 8, Multi-Colored

Upon receiving this most titillating plush, its glory and mystique hit me with its angelic luminescence and sublime heat that can only find comparison to that of a million years summer. This plush embedded its swelling lordliness onto thyself. Morning came, and then came noon, dinner time, a scalpel blade, Rei merely required blood sacrifice. Afterwards. Through the signing of the bloodied contract of this plush I have acquired the “dump-truck” hindquarters. This plush can squish and can do cool things like hang on walls 10/10

My son loves it just wish it was bigger

My friend wanted this plushy and she loved it!

istg if nerv had this plush the third impact wouldn’t happened rei plush is god rei plush is our savior rei ayanaslay

Without Rei I was nothing, I was an empty shell, I was in constant pain. But once she got here I was ecstatic, she was like an anti-depressant, I have finally found true joy in life. I can finally die with happiness and purpose in life.

Her hunger for bloodlust grows ever so strong as the days go by. At first it was just small animals and insects. Her tiny mitten hands would dig into the animal’s rib cage and search for the heart. It stayed like this for a month. It was only small animals like rats and squirrels until one day, at my doorstep, she dragged in a human corpse. She threatened me with her knife and told me to dispose of it. I did her bidding. It has now been over a hundred people I’ve had to to dispose of. Forced to forever be her accomplice in crime, I search for somebody to save me from this monster.

Daughter beg for it, fir the price it could have been bigger. I am very happy w product the price was ok. Like I said things you do for your kid. Would recommend!

Before Rei I was suicidal, framed for several crimes, had covid, gotten multiple UTIs, and was plagued with horrific visions. It was until recently that I was sick beyond belief like a little victorian boy asking to see the sunset one last time that Rei came in my time of need and rid me of my problems. She continues to work her magic and blesses the rest of my family with just her presence. She has cured my sister of her diabetes and my mother of her sleep apnea. Life has never been better, thank you rei

My partner loves to torture her best anniversary ever

Awesome she has taken away my depression, anxiety, social anxiety, and poor health after getting her my grades went from Fs and Ds to straight As she was the miracle I needed I have now turned my life around Im a new and better person she watches over me and was the best thing to happen to me