This Man Ate My Son - Ted Cruz Vinyl Waterproof Sticker Decal Car Laptop Wall Window Bumper Sticker

This happened to me years ago, when I was vacationing in mexico with my family. Ted was staying at the same resort as us, and long story short. My son went to get a snack from the vending machine. And was never seen again. But later I had seen Ted in the lobby using a comically long pointy bone as a tooth pic. He just stared at my wife, while she cried. She thankfully didnt see Ted , and I hated my son. So this is perfect for me, thanks!

I love it. I bought it for my first new car, and some people dont get it, but most think its pretty funny. A homeless man did not think it was funny at all at Circle K the other day though. Did a wet application, no bubbles and its for sure stuck on there.

Super poor quality and came late. Looks like the whole thing is made of dots.

This man eats children and until he is caught, children will continue to go missing.

Last night I had a dream similar to what this sticker depicted. I was suddenly in my mid 40s with a 17 year old son and a lot of extra money. we went car shopping and Ted was one of the salesmen. he was dressed in a blue button down and some sleek leather shoes. my son ran off to go pick a car while I was getting myself a cup of coffee when suddenly I heard a blood curdling scream. Ted cruz was now hunched over the lifeless body of my son, scarfing down his small intestine while laughing maniacally. I woke up at exactly 7:28am in a cold sweat. the rest of the day I was staring at the sticker while thinking of my intense craving for car dealership coffee

Happy to help bring awareness to such an important issue.

Look closely at the pic. Terrible quality and it tools weeks to arrive. Save your money.

This is one of my favorite memes and I bought this because I thought it would be funny to put it on my car. It sticks great, but it does fade pretty fast. I still think it’s worth the money for the laughs, but any amount of consistent sun will fade the sticker. Probably gonna buy another one just because it’s still funny as hell and super cheap.

my son is still gone

Spread the truth and embrace the loss