Cool As Ice

Since the advent of cinematography, many monumental films dramatizing mans eternal fight for freedom have been made. Cool As Ice is not merely such a film -- it redefines such films. This work of unprecedented greatness, although curiously not the recipient of much critical acclaim, makes others such as Schindlers List, Braveheart and Dances With Wolves look like utter crap. It is the year 2025, and the fiendish molemen have left their secret underground burrows and launched a viscous and relentless attack upon the denizens of northwestern Kansas. The US military and their NATO allies are powerless to stop them, and the reformed USSR sees Americas time of weakness as the perfect opening to strike Alaska. No one stands in the way of global communism... ...no one, that is, except for Vanilla Ice. Join Vanilla and his Very Important Posse in their epic adventure across seven counties and two states, as they engage in mortal combat with the diabolical molemen. On their brilliant neon streetbikes, Vanilla and the gang ride into battle with nunchakus twirling and cutting-edge hip hop bumping. Along the way they perform outstanding acts of True American Valor, rescuing a kidnapped child, amazing the audience at a high school dance, discovering true love, and providing much-need youthful company for an eccentric elderly couple. Meanwhile they courageously fend off sporadic attacks by a gang of Cuban communist ninjas on futuristic hoverbikes. In the end our heroes completely annihilate the Cuban mafia and defeat the king of the molemen, and as the President of the United States awards Vanilla, his band of misfits, and their two android sidekicks with the Congressional Medal of Honor, you too will find yourself standing, with a tear in your eye, proudly proclaiming, From every mountain range, let freedom ring! Only once in a millenium comes a story with the ability to move the soul so powerfully. Do not deny yourself the privilege of being a part of this staggering achievement in cinema, this passionate tale of bravery, patriotism, and sacrifice. Some things in life are worth working for, no matter what the cost, as Vanilla Ice discovers in this movie -- just as you will discover once you have purchased it.

This made biker boyz look like a masterpiece.

Great gift!

This is the best movie ever. I had to buy the DVD because my tape was getting old. It was well worth the money. This DVD package comes with the musical soundtrack. I already had the soundtrack, but this would be a great item for people who are discovering Vanilla Ice for the first time. Ok honestly, the movie is terrible, but its one of my favorites. This is not a movie youll be watching in order to reflect on the early works of some of actings hot talents. This is a collection of terrible actors thrown into a low budget rushed out film that had to be released before Vanilla Ices career tanked. It didnt quite make it out in time (or perhaps it caused the tanking), but either way this is one of the worst performing movies of all time. I love this movie.

after a freinds recommendation I watched this film - without doubt it is the single, most terrible thing that has ever appeared on my television. I now have one less freind - and some horrible memories of seeing Vanilla Ice try to act.... please dont make the same mistakes I did - avoid this film at all costs. If bad acting, awful script writing, weak directing and shoddy storylines are your thing then this movie is the one for you.

As the Vanelnel once said, the g-roll of the b-roll is the c-roll. As the Gs once told me, this movie makes the godfather look like battlefield: earth. All my chillas in the yullyard love this grape of the loom cinema master of works. Kat is the g-male thug maker. Ice is the t-rye dinodog. Ninjas are all the streets in the car wash pretty.

For fans who asks for the song CRAZY ... the artist is DAISY DEE please release it on a dvd

Excellent

A definite must for any Vanilla Ice fan. This soundtrack is amazing as well (btw, where can I purchase it???!!!).

Watched this movie as a kid and still love it to this day. If you grew up listening to Vanilla ice this is a must have!